Wednesday, April 26, 2006
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- my valentine
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave
So they picked a middle-aged man named Ah Peh to represent them. Ah Peh asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more interesting", he said, "neither side would be allowed to talk".
The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. Ah Peh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Peh looked
back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Peh pointed to the ground at where he sat. The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah
Peh pull out an apple. The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were all around The Pope asking him what happened? The Pope said, "first I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one
finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Peh."What happened?"they asked.
"Well," said Ah Peh, "First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him f*@k off and not one of us was leaving." "Then he pointed that this whole city
would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right there." "Yes, and then???" asked the crowd. "I don't know", said Ah Peh, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine."
- my valentine
Monday, April 17, 2006
Wtf, everyday attachment, sian arh, but no choice leh. Well, the last post was before i started work, n now I'm aledi here for the 6th wk, n noe the pple here well. Well, the pple here are rather nice, my CEO is Henry, and very generous Christian, who buy us lunch almost everyday, unless he is not in or out station. Reli wonder y he so rich to buy the whole company lunch everyday, but nvm, let's take a look at the pple on the same level as me. My OIC is Serge, wat a unique name, haven go find out wat does the word Serge stands for? Another NYP graduate, heehee, he never ever feed you with a fish, non will he tell u how to fish, he will always ask u to try to learn how to fish urself, if u reli reli CMI, den he will reveal the tips, and ask u try again. So sad, but good such tat I reli learn alot in tis 5 wks, from a php idiot to someone who can do the whole portfolio of a site. So dun u think it's great to know so many things here? Well, at level 3, whr I'm seated, there's another guy call Erik, who oso graduate from NYP, dun speaks alot. So dunno him well, but he reli damn quiet, unless tok abt work wif boss, den I can see his mouth moving, heehee!!! So cool! Tat's oso a gal call Sugin, who love to sing and tok to herself alot, as if she's all alone in the company, wat a weirdo, but she quite nice, just abit hay-wired, hahaha!!!Well, the first 2 wks here, life was like a bed of roses, esp for alvin, duno do wat data entry or wat. But in fact I oso not bad, cos I was slacking all the way, until the PATA project came up, haiz, was busy like hell. Aiyo, den Alvin left wif Sugin to Atis Global aft tat 2 wks, btw, Atis Global is another biz of Henry, so Alvin gotta go wif Sugin as there was a new guy by the name of Hyde joined us. Well, as for the daily work, I lazy to say liao lah, everyday either code, chat, listen music, surf net, tat's like nthing to do liao. But there was once where Henry treat us to Bowling den to the Carl's Junior Burger, wow, must had cost him a bomb!!!!
Well, we celebrated Janice's birthday on the 6thApril at Bugis Seoul Garden(again?), due to the closing for renovation of Fish & Co, so sad. Well, as usual, chatted and ate for hours n hours b4 we headed home. Well, today is the 1st day of wk 6 of our attachment, very soon, we will be back to school. And today is oso the 1st day of sch for those students taking Module first, so wonderful to be in school. Well, it seems tat blogging is getting real wu liao n waste of my time, think i better keyboard off, do comment on wat u wan to be seen on my blog bah.
- my valentine